Funny Mom Tote Bag – Dear Mom, Thank You for Not Swallowing Me” – Organic Cotton Gift | Mother’s Day Eco Bag

Dear Mom Organic Statement Tote Bag

Celebrate Mom with a gift that's as bold and unforgettable as your existence. The Dear Mom Organic Tote Bag is the ultimate blend of wit, warmth, and sustainability. With its cheeky quote "Dear Mom, Thank You for Not Swallowing Me," this tote adds humor to every outing while keeping things planet-friendly.

Whether she’s dashing to yoga, loading up on farmer’s market finds, or just being her amazing self — this roomy, durable tote is a practical reminder that being a mom comes with some pretty hilarious perks.

Why You'll Love It:

• 🌿 Earth-Loving Materials: Made from 100% certified organic cotton
• 😂 Hilarious & Heartfelt: Bold message that’s sure to get laughs (and maybe a few gasps)
• 👜 Spacious & Strong: Holds up to 30 lbs of mom-life essentials
• 🧵 Quality Finish: Durable stitching, soft feel, and eye-catching design
• 🎁 Perfect Gift for Mom: Mother’s Day, birthday, or “just because I exist” moment

Product Details:

• Material: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric Weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Straps: Dual straps, 1″ wide × 24.5″ long (2.5 cm × 62.2 cm)
• Weight Limit: Up to 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• Main Compartment: Open, easy-access design
• Certifications: GOTS, OCS, OEKO-TEX Standard 100, PETA-Approved Vegan
• Origin: Responsibly sourced from India

Care Instructions:

• Spot clean or hand wash cold
• Do not bleach
• Hang dry only
• Note: Label instructions may fade after washing

Perfect For:

• Eco-friendly moms with a great sense of humor
• Mother’s Day gifts that stand out (and are actually useful)
• Everyday errands with attitude

Give Mom a bag as bold as your existence. Grab the Dear Mom Tote today!

 

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We use Standard Shipping for all orders. Items will be delivered within 7-12 business days (for US domestic) after production is completed. Shipping fees range from 6.9 $. Specific details can be found below in the Delivery Time Frame section.

Production time takes 2-4 business days before shipping.

Please note: We do not ship to P.O. boxes.

If the product is defective or arrives significantly late (more than 6 weeks due to our fault), we will issue a 100% refund of the product’s value.

Since this is a personalized product, we cannot offer refunds if you simply change your mind or dislike the item after receiving it.

We use Standard Shipping for all orders. Items will be delivered within 7-12 business days (for US domestic) after production is completed. Shipping fees range from 6.9 $. Specific details can be found below in the Delivery Time Frame section.

Production time takes 2-4 business days before shipping.

Please note: We do not ship to P.O. boxes.

If the product is defective or arrives significantly late (more than 6 weeks due to our fault), we will issue a 100% refund of the product’s value.

Since this is a personalized product, we cannot offer refunds if you simply change your mind or dislike the item after receiving it.