Funny Mom Tote Bag – Dear Mom, Thank You for Not Swallowing Me” – Organic Cotton Gift | Mother’s Day Eco Bag
Funny Mom Tote Bag – Dear Mom, Thank You for Not Swallowing Me” – Organic Cotton Gift | Mother’s Day Eco Bag
The Perfect Plush Pillow Insert
The Perfect Plush Pillow Insert
Experience Cloud-Like Comfort Every Night
Transform your sleep with our Luxe Plush Bed Pillow Insert, crafted to deliver the perfect balance of softness, support, and breathability. Available in the classic 20"x30" size, this pillow insert is filled with ultra-soft, hypoallergenic polyester fibers that cradle your head and neck while maintaining their shape for lasting loft and comfort.
Wrapped in a silky-smooth, breathable cover, the Luxe Plush Insert enhances both the look and feel of your bedding. Whether you’re styling your bedroom or upgrading your nightly rest, it adds a touch of hotel-level luxury to any space. Simply choose your preferred size, slip it into your favorite pillowcase, and drift into effortless comfort night after night.
PRODUCT DETAILS:
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Size: 20x30 inches
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Material: Ultra-soft, hypoallergenic polyester fibers for lasting fluffiness and support
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Shape Retention: Resilient filling stays plush and bouncy even after long-term use
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Breathable Cover: Smooth, airy fabric enhances comfort and durability
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Care: Machine or hand wash in cold water as needed. Air dry or tumble dry on low heat
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Dear Mom Organic Statement Tote Bag
Celebrate Mom with a gift that's as bold and unforgettable as your existence. The Dear Mom Organic Tote Bag is the ultimate blend of wit, warmth, and sustainability. With its cheeky quote "Dear Mom, Thank You for Not Swallowing Me," this tote adds humor to every outing while keeping things planet-friendly.
Whether she’s dashing to yoga, loading up on farmer’s market finds, or just being her amazing self — this roomy, durable tote is a practical reminder that being a mom comes with some pretty hilarious perks.
Why You'll Love It:
- 🌿 Earth-Loving Materials: Made from 100% certified organic cotton
- 😂 Hilarious & Heartfelt: Bold message that’s sure to get laughs (and maybe a few gasps)
- 👜 Spacious & Strong: Holds up to 30 lbs of mom-life essentials
- 🧵 Quality Finish: Durable stitching, soft feel, and eye-catching design
- 🎁 Perfect Gift for Mom: Mother’s Day, birthday, or “just because I exist” moment
Product Details:
- Material: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
- Fabric Weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
- Size: 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
- Straps: Dual straps, 1″ wide × 24.5″ long (2.5 cm × 62.2 cm)
- Weight Limit: Up to 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
- Main Compartment: Open, easy-access design
- Certifications: GOTS, OCS, OEKO-TEX Standard 100, PETA-Approved Vegan
- Origin: Responsibly sourced from India
Care Instructions:
- Spot clean or hand wash cold
- Do not bleach
- Hang dry only
- Note: Label instructions may fade after washing
Perfect For:
- Eco-friendly moms with a great sense of humor
- Mother’s Day gifts that stand out (and are actually useful)
- Everyday errands with attitude
Give Mom a bag as bold as your existence. Grab the Dear Mom Tote today!
We use Standard Shipping for all orders. Items will be delivered within 7-12 business days (for US domestic) after production is completed. Shipping fees range from 6.9 $. Specific details can be found below in the Delivery Time Frame section.
Production time takes 2-4 business days before shipping.
Please note: We do not ship to P.O. boxes.
If the product is defective or arrives significantly late (more than 6 weeks due to our fault), we will issue a 100% refund of the product’s value.
Since this is a personalized product, we cannot offer refunds if you simply change your mind or dislike the item after receiving it.
We use Standard Shipping for all orders. Items will be delivered within 7-12 business days (for US domestic) after production is completed. Shipping fees range from 6.9 $. Specific details can be found below in the Delivery Time Frame section.
Production time takes 2-4 business days before shipping.
Please note: We do not ship to P.O. boxes.
If the product is defective or arrives significantly late (more than 6 weeks due to our fault), we will issue a 100% refund of the product’s value.
Since this is a personalized product, we cannot offer refunds if you simply change your mind or dislike the item after receiving it.
Personalization
Please complete all required fields to customize your product (e.g., Name, Characteristics) and double-check your selections carefully.
🅰️ Text: Use standard English only. Avoid special characters or emojis to ensure the best appearance.
✅ Characteristics: Select one-by-one options that best match your description.Your design will update in real time—use the live preview to see how your unique creation comes to life!
Please be aware that the Preview may be slightly different from the physical item in terms of color due to our lighting at our product photoshoot or your device’s display.
Please complete all required fields to customize your product (e.g., Name, Characteristics) and double-check your selections carefully.
🅰️ Text: Use standard English only. Avoid special characters or emojis to ensure the best appearance.
✅ Characteristics: Select one-by-one options that best match your description. Your design will update in real time—use the live preview to see how your unique creation comes to life!
Please be aware that the Preview may be slightly different from the physical item in terms of color due to our lighting at our product photoshoot or your device’s display.
