Funny Dad Tote Bag – “Dear Dad, Thank You for Not Pulling Out” – Organic Cotton Gift | Father’s Day Eco Bag

Dear Dad Organic Statement Tote Bag

Bring the laughs and sustainability with our boldest bag yet — the Dear Dad Organic Tote Bag. Featuring the hilarious quote “Dear Dad, Thank You for Not Pulling Out,” this bag is more than a funny punchline — it’s a durable, eco-friendly, and totally gift-worthy essential for every dad with a sense of humor.

Whether you're heading to the farmer’s market, gym, library, or just want to give Dad something wildly unforgettable, this tote delivers.

Why You'll Love It:

• 🌿 100% Organic Cotton: Eco-friendly and ethically made twill fabric
• 💪 Sturdy & Spacious: Carries up to 30 lbs of dad jokes… and groceries
• 🎨 Big Print Energy: Design pops on the natural canvas for max impact
• 😂 Hilariously Bold: The perfect gag gift that’s actually useful
• 🛍️ Everyday Carry-All: Books, snacks, tools, dad stuff — it fits it all

Product Details:

• Material: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric Weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Straps: Dual straps, 1″ wide × 24.5″ long (2.5 cm × 62.2 cm)
• Weight Limit: Up to 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• Main Compartment: Open, easy-access design
• Certifications: GOTS, OCS, OEKO-TEX Standard 100, PETA-Approved Vegan
• Origin: Responsibly sourced from India

Care Instructions:

• Spot clean or hand wash cold
• Do not bleach
• Hang dry only
• Note: Label instructions may fade after washing

Perfect For:

• Father’s Day gifts that stand out
• Eco-conscious dads with a wicked sense of humor
• Everyday tote lovers who want to carry conversations and groceries alike

Gift Dad something unforgettable, reusable, and responsibly made — grab the Dear Dad Tote Bag today!

 

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We use Standard Shipping for all orders. Items will be delivered within 7-12 business days (for US domestic) after production is completed. Shipping fees range from 6.9 $. Specific details can be found below in the Delivery Time Frame section.

Production time takes 2-4 business days before shipping.

Please note: We do not ship to P.O. boxes.

If the product is defective or arrives significantly late (more than 6 weeks due to our fault), we will issue a 100% refund of the product’s value.

Since this is a personalized product, we cannot offer refunds if you simply change your mind or dislike the item after receiving it.

We use Standard Shipping for all orders. Items will be delivered within 7-12 business days (for US domestic) after production is completed. Shipping fees range from 6.9 $. Specific details can be found below in the Delivery Time Frame section.

Production time takes 2-4 business days before shipping.

Please note: We do not ship to P.O. boxes.

If the product is defective or arrives significantly late (more than 6 weeks due to our fault), we will issue a 100% refund of the product’s value.

Since this is a personalized product, we cannot offer refunds if you simply change your mind or dislike the item after receiving it.